If you plan on spending Valentine’s Day with someone other than HotBox Pizza, this deal isn’t for you. Move along, weirdos.

Other pizza joints are giving out heart-shaped pies to the couples who prefer to “lady and the tramp” a pepp slice. HotBox is here to offer up something special for those of us who know how to eat a pizza: all by your lonesome.

On February 14, snag a one-topping Small Pizza for just $7.99. This one is for all of the independent Loners out there. You know, because we love you, and stuff.

eat. sleep. rebel.