$1 Slices 4/19 from 11a-4p

They say there’s no such thing as a free lunch, and unless there’s a giveaway involved, they’re probably right. But they never said that there’s no such thing as a $1 lunch. Partially because that’s a horrible saying, but also because it’s simply untrue.

No, this is not a a drill; and no, you’re not reading fake news. This is HotBox announcing that $1 Slice Day is back on 4/19/17.

(Can we get a hump dAYYEEE)

Speaking of overused sayings: we know you’re going to be excited, but please resist the urge to yell, “Dolla, dolla bill y’all!,” when ordering. Something tells us that we’ll be hearing it a lot between 11am & 4pm that day.